100. Uh-oh.....

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99. Shit!!

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98. What the hell!?

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97. Go get your backup tape. (You _do_ have a backup tape?)

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96. That's SOOOOO bizarre.

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95. Wow!! Look at this.....

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94. Hey!! The suns don't do this.

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93. Terminated??!

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92. What software license?

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91. Well, it's doing _something_.....

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90. Wow....that seemed _fast_.....

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89. I got a better job at Lockheed...

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88. Management says...

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87. Sorry, the new equipment didn't get budgetted.

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86. What do you mean that wasn't a copy?

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85. It didn't do that a minute ago...

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84. Where's the GUI on this thing?

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83. Damn, and I just bought that pop...

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82. Where's the DIR command?

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81. The drive ate the tape but that's OK, I brought my screwdriver.

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80. I cleaned up the root partition and now there's LOTS of free space.

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79. What's this "any" key I'm supposed to press?

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78. Do you smell something?

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77. What's that grinding sound?

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76. I have never seen it do *that* before...

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75. I think it should not be doing that...

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74. I remember the last time I saw it do that...

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73. You might as well all go home early today ...

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72. My leave starts tomorrow.

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71. Ooops.

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70. Hmm, maybe if I do this...

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69. ``Why is my "rm *.o" taking so long?''

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68. Hmmm, curious...

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67. Well, _my_ files were backed up.

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66. What do you mean you needed that directory?

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65. What do you mean /home was on that disk?  I umounted it!

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64. Do you really need your home directory to do any work?

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63. Oracle will be down until 8pm, but you can come back in and finish your
    work when it comes up tonight.

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62. I didn't think anybody would be doing any work at 2am, so I killed your
    job.

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61. Yes, I chowned all the files to belong to pvcs.  Is that a problem to
    you?

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60. We're standardizing on AIX.

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59. Wonder what *this* command does?

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58. What did you say your (l)user name was...?  ;-)

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57. You did _what_ to the floppy???

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56. Sorry, we deleted that package last week...

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55. NO!  Not _that_ button!

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54. Uh huh......"nu -k $USER".. no problem....sure thing...

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53. Sorry, we deleted that package last week...

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52. NO!  Not _that_ button!

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51. Uh huh......"nu -k $USER".. no problem....sure thing...

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50. [looks at workstation] "Say, what version of Dos is this running?"

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49. Oops! (said in a quiet, almost surprised voice)

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48. YEEEHA!!!  What a CRASH!!!

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47. What do you mean that could take down the whole network?

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46. What's this switch for anyways...?

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45. Tell me again what that '-r' option to rm does

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44. Say, What does "Superblock Error" mean, anyhow?

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43. If I knew it wasn't going to work, I would have tested it sooner.

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42. Was that YOUR directory?

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41. System coming down in 0 min....

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40. The backup procedure works fine, but the restore is tricky!

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39. Hey Fred, did you save that posting about restoring filesystems
    with vi and a toothpick?  More importantly, did you print it out?

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38. OH, SH*T! (as they scrabble at the keyboard for ^c).

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37. The sprinkler system isn't supposed to leak is it?

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36. It is only a minor upgrade, the system should be back up in
    a few hours.  ( This is said on a monday afternoon.)

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35. I think we can plug just one more thing in to this outlet strip
    with out triping the breaker.

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34. What is all this I here about static charges destroying computers?

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33. I found this rabbit program that is supposed to test system performance
    and I have it running now.

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32. Ummm... Didn't you say you turned it off?

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31. The network's down, but we're working on it. Come back after diner.
    (Usually said at 2200 the night before thesis deadline... )

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30. Ooops.  Save your work, everyone.  FAST!

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29. Boy, it's a lot easier when you know what you're doing.

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28. I hate it when that happens.

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27. And what does it mean 'rm: .o: No such file or directory'?

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26. Why did it say '/bin/rm: not found'?

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25. Nobody was using that file /vmunix, were they?

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24. You can do this patch with the system up...

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23. What happens to a Hard Disk when you drop it?

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22. The only copy of Norton Utilities was on THAT disk???

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21. Well, I've got a backup, but the only copy of the restore program was
    on THAT disk....

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20. What do mean by "fired"?

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19. hey, what does mkfs do?

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18. where did you say those backup tapes were kept?

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17. ...and if we just swap these two disc controllers like _this_...

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16. don't do that, it'll crash the sys........ SHIT

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15. what's this hash prompt on my terminal mean?

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14. dd if=/dev/null of=/vmunix

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13. find /usr2 -name nethack -exec rm -f {};

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12. now it's funny you should ask that, because I don't know either

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11. Any more trouble from you and your account gets moved to the 750

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10. Ooohh, lovely, it runs SVR4

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9. SMIT makes it all so much easier......

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8. Can you get VMS for this Sparc thingy?

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5. I don't care what he says, I'm _NOT_ having it on _my_ network

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4. We don't support that. We _won't_ support that.

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3. ...and after I patched the microcode...

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2. You've got TECO. What more do you want?

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1. We prefer not to change the root password, it's an nice easy one

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0. Just add yourself to the password file and make a directory...

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-1.  This won't affect what you're doing.

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-2. `We are shutting xxx down from 8.30 to 10.30 on Thursday to install a
    new tape drive.'
    The machine was up at about 2pm sans-tape drive

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-3. `I just have to install these three patches. It should not take more
     than a few minutes.'
     The machine was working again about 3 hours later...

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-4. Umm, did anyone have anything important in /usr?

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-5. We had to format some tracks, and we seem to have hit an inode track.
    Half the files are still there though...

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-6. Ooops, I should really have change directory before doing that
    chmod -R bin.bin .

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-7. I just made an extra 2 meg of space in /,  I stripped /vmunix.
    Oh,  so that's why ps doesn't work.

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-8. Ignore the errors.  It complains too much.

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-9. I got these instructions off the net.  I'm going to follow
    them exactly.  Let's see if they work.

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-10. Heard at my workplace when I found emacs wouldn't run :
     "Oh I took that thing off, it was huge and nobody uses it. It's
     a stupid editor anyway." --Spoken by an MS-DOS programmer

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-11. I don't know if this is ethical, but...

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